~GothicFeverDream

well my good ol dependable roomie decided quite a while ago to stop paying rent,((even though 3weeks ago when he said we were getting evicted and i asked him if he payed the rent he cliamed to be sending a check every week)) and was actually looking for another apartment with other ppl ever since me my baby and my man moved in, oh and didnt bother to tell us anything, even today, the day he left to go away for good.

that didnt of course stop him from telling all my friends that we already knew about it, which of course is total bull shit.

so long story short he basically threw us out of here without even having the cojones to tell us to our faces, and weve got to be out by the first.

so unfortunately i wont be on for a very long time and wont be able to upload anything for just as long, but hopefully my hiatus shouldnt be to long, keep youre fingers crossed for me

As those of you who read this already know I HATE living with my roommate, and if im not positive already, Im pretty much starting to hate him too.
BUT~ive decided to use this to a creative advantage. It came to me while me and a friend were trading myspace messages complaining about living with him, and i was wondering if i could get away with taking a pillow and putting it over his face while he slept, and the previous day i was trying to convince a friend that if worse comes to worse, my roommate looks pretty weak.
joking of course.
maybe.

But as friends have stressed that they dont want to visit me in jail, i decided, maybe homicide is a bit ~harsh...even though given the proper evidence i dont know how any joury would convict me-but i digress.

I decided if i cant bump him off, ill just draw a series of illustrations of things that id like to do/see done/ to my roommate.

But of course, im sweeter then a diabetic coma, and the things im planning to draw i would never actually act out, so if -god forbid-one of these things happen, dont use this as a confession at the trial also i think itll be good therapy and help relieve some stress.

we shall see, so keep an eye out for some new work

i dont know if im just a nasty person or if every person i live with is truly as unbearable as i think them to be.
at the moment im boiling the resin off my tweezers for about the third time. my roommate's picked up a habit of using my tweezers to dig out the resin in his weed bowls so im trying to get the stuff off. if uve never heard of it it has the consistency of tar and smells just as good.
its one of many of his newley discovered charming triats. he also has the adorable habit of inviting up to 7 ppl over unannounced late at night to this studio apartment and when theyre here they leave their beer bottles and ciggarette butts in my tub, random beer cans out in the living room, and about two nights ago didnt leave until 4:30am.
and for someone who told me the day i moved in here that they're very neat and clean ive never seen such a sloppy place, and im sick of heavy duty cleaning this place everyday . everyday that passes the appeal of living with this "friend" is withering away, i CANNOT wait to get outta here, but ive got no dough.
so until ive got the greenbacks i need to bounce im gunna have to play suzi homemaker everyday and grit my teeth until i can make my escape as it were.

some shameless plugging before i go, always taking request for custom commissions and art, and i really mean dirt cheap, ill take whatever money i can to get outta here , so help me make a life change and buy some art

ive decided that i LOVE the show Lewis Black's Root of All Evil. if uve never seen it, its a fantastic show where lewis black-one of the funniest guys to ever grace the daily show-invites two other comedians onto his lil show to discuss the cons about something stupid or annoying in pop culture. i loved the beer vs weed episode and just finished watching the paris hilton vs dick cheney episode.

oh, spoiler alert, dick won. which, as expressed by the delightful patton oswalt, is so EVIL he got his own daughter to vote against her own interests. the case being that she voted against gay marriage, and shes gay!

now that takes talent.

sure paris is an annoying celebutaunt that got famous for nothing more then being the tacky hellspawn of a hotel baron and notorious for her starring role in, and im not joking-this is the actual name of the video-"one night in paris" where she shows her acting chops, among other things.

she did allegedly convince the warden at whatever hollywood spa of a prison she was in to let her go due to claustrophobia but was soon after seen and taped dancing in a club probly no bigger then my studio apartment.

but i doubt shed be clever enough to get anyone to vote period, let alone vote against their own interests. so good goin cheney, woohoo.

oh speaking of shows, has anyone seen that new mtv show"rock the cradle"?

well besides having a horrible title the show also showcases horrible singers, who are the offspring of their either mediocre or washed up celebrity parents.

when olivia newton john daughter ot on stage and sung i couldnt believe they were going to air the actual performance. i wish i could recreate it somehow for you all but nothing would come close enough unless you could beat a cat would a violin.

another "great" show from mtv to be added to the "compelling" the hills, a spin off of a even more riveting show "Laguna Beach". if uve seen neither, great, try and keep it that way.

im so bored. waiting for the news to end so i can watch maury then jerry but ill probly just fall asleep like every other day, unless ive got something to do.

i have to get start on some tatt commissions but im feelin really uninspired lately, i dunno. if i got some requests of things id be more passionate to draw theyd be finished way more quickly.

speakin of time im still waitn for phil to scan up my marie antionette flash etc, i gave him that stuff 2weeks ago. hurry phil!

some good news my roommate found my tweezerz so now my eyebrows wont be whylin no more, guess now i have somethin to do.

oh and b4 i go a lil shameless plugging im always taking requests for dirt cheap custom art, so hit me up if ur interested.